I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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