My room smells like vodka and shame
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
