Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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