Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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