We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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