feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
