Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
