You really coming over, don't trick.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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