She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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