You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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