You just made me feel so damn special
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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