I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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