So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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