Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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