Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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