Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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