I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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