I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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