Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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