the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
