Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I AM VODKA MAN
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i now understand why vodka
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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