Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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