Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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