I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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