he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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