There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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