That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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