I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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