oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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