I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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