I'm really into asian looking animals
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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