So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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