just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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