So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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