I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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