turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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