and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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