It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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