Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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