He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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