They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
