note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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