Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
we should paint friendship bongs
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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