Whod you bang
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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