party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
