hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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