i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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