I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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