Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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