so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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